Thoughts by The Street Doctor etal.............

• A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. --Milton Berle
• The "single-life-drill" at its worst is better than a bad relationship at its best. --Anon.
• Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful. --Anon.
• Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. --Phyllis Diller
• A true friend is the most precious of all possessions and the one we take the least thought about acquiring. --La Rochefoucauld
• The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function. One should, for example, be able to see that things are hopeless and yet be determined to make them otherwise. --F. Scott Fitzgerald
• Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. --Groucho Marx, The Groucho Phile, 1976
• It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. --Friedrich Nietzsche
• Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage. --The Street Doctor Oct 2001 (Original by Ambrose Bierce)
• Youth is the gift of nature but age is a work of art. --Garson Kanin
• My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. --Rodney Dangerfield
• Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist. --Camille Paglia
• It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. --George Bernard Shaw
• A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation. --H. H. Munro (Saki)
• Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. --Albert Einstein
• Pet a junkyard dog long enough, and you'll get bit. --The Street Doctor Aug 2001
• Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked. --Kimberly Broyles
• When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. --Molly McGee
• The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common enemy. --Anon.
• Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. --Oscar Wilde
• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.  --Anon.
• To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.  --Anon.
  To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.--Anon.
• The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits. --Anon.
• The value of a man should be seen in what he gives and not in what he is able to receive. --Albert Einstein
• It's not how old you are, but how you are old. --Ray Fox 2001 (age 92) Article
• Men are like parking Spots. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. --Anon.
• Why can't a man be beautiful and intelligent at the same time? Because he would be a she.
• One good thing about being married is it's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. -- The Street Doctor June 2001
• One out of every three Americans suffers from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.
• Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them. That perfect person then becomes imperfect afterwards. --The Street Doctor June 2001
• Today's Mr. and Mrs. Right is tomorrow's Mr. and Mrs. Wrong.  --The Street Doctor June 2001
• Single life is peaks, valleys and deserts. --The Street Doctor 1995
• If relationships were easy, single life wouldn't be as exciting. --The Street Doctor June 2001
• Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. --Oscar Wilde
• Romance begins because of what is not true but ends because of what is. --The Street Doctor 2001
• The deceit of truth is often worse than the deceit of untruth. --The Street Doctor 2001
• Lies of omission are not lies of commission.  --The Street Doctor 1998
• If she "cuts him off", why should he be judged solely at fault for "getting a little strange."  --The Street Doctor 1998
• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't -- A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, and she does
• Men wake up looking as they went to bed - Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
• True beauty is simply the lack of ugliness. --The Street Doctor 2001
• Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right. --Isaac Asimov
• It's not a questions of Mr. and Mrs. Right but a question of least Mr. and Mrs. Wrong --The Street Doctor 2000
• Men want what they can't get, and after they get it, they don't want it. --The Street Doctor 1999
• A man's friend likes him and leaves him as he is; his wife loves him but is always trying to change him into somebody he is not. --The Street Doctor 2001
• Men are attracted to free-spirited women but become unattracted when they are free-spirited like men don't want them to be. --The Street Doctor 2001
• Men like women with feelings as long as they feel the way men feel they should feel. --The Street Doctor 2000
• The pain of romance dissolution is often greater than the pleasure of solution. --The Street Doctor 2001
• Most men are insensible when they rest, and mad when they act. --Epicurus, 341-270 B.C.
• George Washington said, 'I cannot tell a lie.' Richard Nixon said, 'I cannot tell the truth.' Bill Clinton said, 'I cannot tell the difference.' --Comedian TOM SMOTHERS June 2001
• I'll be sober tomorrow, but you'll be crazy for the rest of your life. --W.C. Fields (in reply to an accusation of drunkenness)
• The way to get a man to do something you want is tell him he shouldn't. --The Street Doctor 2001
• He who speaks the most says the least. --The Street Doctor 2001
• The devil you know is better than the devil you don't
• Why are men who have a pierced ear better prepared for marriage? They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. --Rita Rudner
• A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
• Men are like fine wine -- They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with
• Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering!
• Because a man is unfaithful to you is no reason to leave him.
You should stay with him and make sure the rest of his life is a living hell. --Roseanne Barr
• You can't run with the dogs at night and soar with the eagles in the day
• Marriage is neither heaven nor hell; it is simply purgatory. --Abraham Lincoln
• I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them. --Rita Rudner
• The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. --Art Linkletter
• What did God say when he created man? I can do better than that.
• It's not the age that counts, but the mileage --The Street Doctor 1973
• Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
• A pleasure postponed is a pleasure lost. --The Street Doctor 1969
• Always go to other peoples' funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours. - Yogi Berra
• The typical symptoms of stress are NOT: Eating too much, Impulse buying, and Driving too fast. That is my idea of a perfect day!
• The greatest monarch, on the proudest throne is [still] obliged to sit upon his own arse." - Benjamin Franklin
• One of the best ways of avoiding necessary and even urgent tasks is to seem to be busily employed on things that are already done. --J.K. Galbraith
• The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children if she had to do over again. "Sure," she replied, "but not the same ones."
• Only in America... can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House.
• Only in America... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a diet soda!
• Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance!
• Only in America... do people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place!
• Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
• Early worm gets eaten by the bird
• A gourmet is just a glutton with brains. --P.W. Haberman, Jr.
• Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
• I think your whole life shows in your face and you should be proud of that. --Lauren Bacall
• What is painful to one generation is insight for the next.  --Eli N. Evans
• Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. --Benny Hill

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